What to do in a Car Accident

I'm sitting here collecting my treasures as I'll be doing a little driving today--okay, a lot. And, I-65 is a miserable freeway to travel during crowded times. I was wrapping a final present to load into the car and I looked up to the "Today" show. Ann's segment is called, "What to do in a Car Accident."

So, now I'm a bit freaked out wondering if this is an omen. Great.

Merry Christmas to you, too, Ann Curry. Thanks.A.Lot. ;-)

-b

Observations

I'm quite certain at this point in my life that the people who do the most talking in the mandatory meetings of life are the only ones who really think the meeting is important. Everybody else is mostly thinking about what they're going to do when the meeting is over.

Getting your hair cut in a timely manner is important. I should be nicer to myself more often and budget for this. John Grimes is the best hair guy ever. I'm looking forward to seeing him and coming out 3 inches thinner.

Joel sent the first Christmas card of the season this year. He is such a brat.

I could never, ever live in Brentwood.

Tiger Woods' public humiliation is his own public humiliation, not his wife's. She should hold her head high.

My pork tenderloin is going to burn if I don't go tend to it.

-b

Encouragement Just When You Need It Most

My little brother just walked into the room, brand new spinning yo-yo in hand. He is an English professor.

He said, "I was just thinking. You should become a college professor, too."

I said, "Yeah?"

He finished, "Yeah, 'cause you don't have anything to look forward to."

Helpful, isn't he? lol

-b

Dear Adam Lambert:

I'm writing to give you my two cents, not that you asked.

I looked up from my laptop just long enough during your AMA performance to see you "plant the big one." I don't have a comment about that, mostly because I thought at the time that the person you kissed was a petite girl with short hair and lots of make up. So, I don't think I can go back later and say I was "shocked" or anything else, when the truth is, I just didn't see it as "dramatic" or "cutting edge" or anything else. It seems to me that you and your keyboard player have some things to talk about, though.

I just wanted to drop you a line, however, to say that I hope you don't stop concentrating on your singing. I thought you sang pretty well on the few American Idol shows I did see, while I admit that I'm not really an AI watcher. Your singing wasn't there the other night. The theatrics, yes. The drama, yes--moreso than I even noticed, apparently. But your voice? Yeah, not so much.

Here's hoping you don't get lots of publicity for all this other junk and feel like that's reward enough. Most anybody can do a sexually explicit dance on a stage. Not just anybody can actually sing.

-b

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-b

Backpacking In, Around--and way outside of--Tennessee

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There are some great photos at the above site, and I just happen to know these two clowns pretty darn well. My person is one of them--I'm too old to call him my boyfriend. The other is one of his best friends. If you're similar to me and you like to camp vicariously through other people, then you might like what they're doing over at their brand new site.

-b

What Have You Got to Lose

My brother visited back in June and stayed for a few weeks.


While he was here, he challenged me to take three risks by the end of the month. "Do three things that make you uncomfortable," he said. "What have you got to lose?"


'Makes you think, doesn't it?

-b

p.s. As it turns out, this was one of the best dares ever.