Tuesday, September 29, 2009

If a Tree Falls in the Forest...

I can't help but wonder, if you go to the movies looking like complete butt and you go alone, and your boyfriend is in Colorado so he doesn't actually see you like this, do you still look like complete butt?

Does the Prada bag help?

-b

Sunday, September 27, 2009

I Don't Like Milk Chocolate Candy Bars

We call it Scary Chinese. I have no idea what the real name of the place is, nor would it matter. It's, quite frankly, a real dumpy hole in the middle of an equally dumpy strip mall not too far from here. They usually have a Health Department score of 98 or better, though, so I don't judge them by their surroundings. We get take out from there because it is cheap and good and the worker's are lovely.

The thing is the parking lot in this little strip mall is stupid crowded on the weekends, but there just aren't any business open except Scary Chinese. I can assure you that all the people are NOT in Scary Chinese. So begs the question, where are all the people? And so begs my one gene of common sense left, "Let it go."

I don't look around, I don't make eye contact and I most certainly don't ask question of the few random people I'll see in the parking lot driving up in their expensive black SUV's complete with pounding bass music, shiny chrome wheels and heavily tinted windows. I don't need to know. I just want my eggroll.

So, last night I broke the rule and decided I wanted Scary Chinese on a Saturday night. I'm not going to lie to you. I was a little unnerved about going over. Yet, it's an adventure and it was, after all, a Saturday night.

I joined the slow moving line of cars on the street and put my right blinker on. We inched our way in through the back up of vehicles trying to find spaces and I kept my eyes on the lot in front of me. The restaurant is at the far end of the lot and as I was about there, a woman appeared in front of my car. She was waving me into an empty spot. It was clear to me that she was selling something that really wasn't marketed to me. Oh dear.

I pulled into the space, pulled the keys out of the ignition and heard a rap on my window. I looked up expecting to see the woman asking for money and instead there was a little boy holding a box of candy bars. I rolled down the window and he asked if I would like to buy one for a dollar.

Gang, I looked around the parking lot, looked up at what I now know to be his mother, and just took it in. This is what his life looks like. I'm trying to keep my head down to avoid seeing anything that could get me shot later and this little guy's mother has brought him down here, of all places, to peddle chocolate bars.

"Yes," I said. "I'll take one. You pick out your favorite kind and that's what I want." He dug through the box of bars, which all looked alike and pulled out one from the bottom and handed it to me. Then, he took the money and gave it to his mother, who put it in her bra.

-b

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Fish

And, for those of you who prefer the lighter side of the blog, or the usual side (like me), I'd just like to report that I was driving home on Briley Parkway today driving 55 mph. That's the speed limit there and I'd just passed two State troopers on my way to where I had been.

A man in a black Volvo tailgated me to the point that I started slowing waaayyy down so that he would get my non-verbal cue. He responded likewise with his own non-verbal: a big fat middle finger as he flew past me, once he finally decided to pass, that is.

Completing the picture of the middle-aged guy in the black Volvo wearing a wrinkled white dress shirt with his entire left arm out the driver's side window, middle finger waving in full upright position was the silver Jesus fish magnet on his left bumper.

Nice.

-b

The Health Care Reform Debate

I was having a conversation about health care reform with one of my most conservative acquaintances. I was curious to hear his take on why some are vehemently against reforming the system in America. I kept asking a question for every answer he gave because I didn't feel like I was getting the guts of it, you know? So I kept pushing.

Finally, he said, "If someone can't afford health care and they get a life threatening illness, then, yes, they may have to die." He went on to say that health care is privilege and not a right, and described a kind of 'survival of the fittest' thing.

And that was the answer I was looking for. The core belief, if you will. Because, at your core, if you believe something, then changing your mind in the context of a few hours of debate likely isn't going to happen.

So, maybe it's a question of core beliefs at this point.

-b

Monday, September 21, 2009

Is Cursive Writing Leaving?

I posted this on facebook and it has facilitated a nice discussion, not to mention that I've been writing in cursive all week just to make sure I can still do it.

-b

Cursive writing may be a fading skill, but so what?

cursive
by TOM BREEN, Associated Press Writer Tom Breen, Associated Press Writer
Sat Sep 19, 9:44 am ET

CHARLESTON, W.Va. – Charleston resident Kelli Davis was in for a surprise when her daughter brought home some routine paperwork at the start of school this fall. Davis signed the form and then handed it to her daughter for the eighth-grader's signature.

"I just assumed she knew how to do it, but I have a piece of paper with her signature on it and it looks like a little kid's signature," Davis said.

Her daughter was apologetic, but explained that she hadn't been required to make the graceful loops and joined letters of cursive writing in years. That prompted a call to the school and another surprise.

West Virginia's largest school system teaches cursive, but only in the 3rd grade.

"It doesn't get quite the emphasis it did years ago, primarily because of all the technology skills we now teach," said Jane Roberts, assistant superintendent for elementary education in Kanawha County schools.

Davis' experience gets repeated every time parents, who recall their own hours of laborious cursive practice, learn that what used to be called "penmanship" is being shunted aside at schools across the country in favor of 21st century skills.

The decline of cursive is happening as students are doing more and more work on computers, including writing. In 2011, the writing test of the National Assessment of Educational Progress will require 8th and 11th graders to compose on computers, with 4th graders following in 2019.

"We need to make sure they'll be ready for what's going to happen in 2020 or 2030," said Katie Van Sluys, a professor at DePaul University and the president of the Whole Language Umbrella, a conference of the National Council of Teachers of English.

Handwriting is increasingly something people do only when they need to make a note to themselves rather than communicate with others, she said. Students accustomed to using computers to write at home have a hard time seeing the relevance of hours of practicing cursive handwriting.

"They're writing, they're composing with these tools at home, and to have school look so different from that set of experiences is not the best idea," she said.

Text messaging, e-mail, and word processing have replaced handwriting outside the classroom, said Cheryl Jeffers, a professor at Marshall University's College of Education and Human Services, and she worries they'll replace it entirely before long.

"I am not sure students have a sense of any reason why they should vest their time and effort in writing a message out manually when it can be sent electronically in seconds."

For Jeffers, cursive writing is a lifelong skill, one she fears could become lost to the culture, making many historic records hard to decipher and robbing people of "a gift."

That fear is not new, said Kathleen Wright, national product manager for handwriting at Zaner-Bloser, a Columbus, Ohio-based company that produces a variety of instructional material for schools.

"If you go back, you can see the same conversations came up with the advent of the typewriter," she said.

Every year, Zaner-Bloser sponsors a national handwriting competition for schools, and this year saw more than 200,000 entries, a record.

"Everybody talks about how sometime in the future every kid's going to have a keyboard, but that isn't really true."

Few schools make keyboards available for day-to-day writing. The majority of school work, from taking notes to essay tests, is still done by hand.

At Mountaineer Montessori in Charleston, teacher Sharon Spencer stresses cursive to her first- through third-graders. By the time her students are in the third grade, they are writing book reports and their spelling words in cursive.

To Spencer, cursive writing is an art that helps teach them muscle control and hand-eye coordination.

"In the age of computers, I just tell the children, what if we are on an island and don't have electricity? One of the ways we communicate is through writing," she said.

But cursive is favored by fewer college-bound students. In 2005, the SAT began including a written essay portion, and a 2007 report by the College Board found that about 15 percent of test-takers chose to write in cursive, while the others wrote in print.

That was probably smart, according to Vanderbilt University professor Steve Graham, who cites multiple studies showing that sloppy writing routinely leads to lower grades, even in papers with the same wording as those written in a neater hand.

Graham argues that fears over the decline of handwriting in general and cursive in particular are distractions from the goal of improving students' overall writing skills. The important thing is to have students proficient enough to focus on their ideas and the composition of their writing rather than how they form the letters.

Data from the National Center for Education Statistics show that 26 percent of 12th graders lack basic proficiency in writing, while two percent were sufficiently skilled writers to be classified as "advanced."

"Handwriting is really the tail wagging the dog," Graham said.

Besides, it isn't as if all those adults who learned cursive years ago are doing their writing with the fluent grace of John Hancock.

Most people peak in terms of legibility in 4th grade, Graham said, and Wright said it's common for adults to write in a cursive-print hybrid.

"People still have to write, even if it's just scribbling," said Paula Sassi, a certified master graphologist and a member of the American Handwriting Analysis Foundation.

"Just like when we went from quill pen to fountain pen to ball point, now we're going from the art of handwriting to handwriting purely as communication," she said.


Sunday, September 20, 2009

Forgiving

When someone hurts my feelings in a profound way, I'm very slow to forgive. I don't know how to be a different person, but in this case, I wish I were someone who had more of that capacity.

-b

Friday, September 18, 2009

To the Better Angels of our Nature

I'm now officially one removed from someone who has the H1N1 virus, formerly known as the Swine Flu, still known to me as Pig Flu.
Sigh.
I'm troubled.

Gang, I just implore you, if there is any good left whatsoever in all of humankind, on the sad and tragic chance that I contract this flu, please--PLEASE--don't dwell on the irony that I would get a flu that actually comes from pigs and that I live my life on a diet. Just let it be unspoken. Just let it be.

To good health-
-b

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Questions about Bathwater and What People Do with It

I think about things. It's just what I do.
So, this morning, in the dark stillness while the rain was pounding on the roof, I thought, "Why would anyone throw a baby out with bathwater?"

I mean, why in any circumstance or situation was that phrase a) necessary to say and then b) popular enough of a said phrase to live on as a life lesson.

Did people actually throw out infants with dirty water at some point in time?

-b